Have you ever thought about weighing a cat? Most (normal) people probably haven’t…but in this household the thought has come up more than once. We are a family that tends to be surrounded by large big-boned cats. It all began with a small teeny ball of fluff called Rupert and my parent’s cat (Sir) Henry (T. Ford) has carried on the tradition. In order to make sure that he doesn’t get all Guinness Book of World Records on us, Nana Margie and Poppy Jack try to keep an eye on his weight.
How is this done?

1. Find a willing docile cooperative cat.

4. Encourage cat into bag. Remind him how much he LOVES this part.

5. Raise bag into air. At same time, remind husband that swinging said bag is a SEVERELY punishable offence.

6. Pretend that this number is at least 1kg less than shown (probably due to user error).

7. It’s okay Henry – it’s all that fluff around your face that is weighing you down buddy. I’ll bring my clippers with me next time…

















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